Embroidery tees, by house of 950, is a project born out of a subversion of the domestic resulting in political, irreverent, and emotive tees.

Can't find exactly what you're looking for? No problem! Write whatever you want on our custom embroidery tee.

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Embroidery index
$45 each
$50 for each custom tee

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404 - page not found

- a -
apples & honey

- b -
back rolls??

barely breathing

basics

better on the internet

bitches are goats

bite me

boy bye!

but why tho??

- c -
cactus (drawing)

can we not?

cancelled

can't even

chronological timeline

chez moi

come to mama

conceptual reality

consent is sexy

creativity lost to capitalism

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- d -
d.a.c.s.

daydreaming

decolonize now!

deep thots

digital penetration

digital pheromones

discontinued

disinformation campaign

divas breathe through it

doing the best i can

don't call me ever again

don't mess with me

- e -
eeeeeak

earth (drawing)

eat me!

eat pray barf

emoji eyes (drawing)

endoftheworldsex

- f -
false equivalency

find me on aim

friendship never ends

FuckmyEX

fuck off

fuck off in korean

fugly slut

fully gone

- g -
g2g talk l8tr

gay baby

- h -
hahah is less gloomy than shit

hangry

he / she / they

heavy metals

hello, i'm trash

help me

hiding my flaws

hotline tee (chari-tee)

humans are trash

- i -
i am confusionnnnn

i don't fart

i was someone before you

i'm an embryo!

i’m such a carrie

i'm with them

i need to get back to…

instagram is lonely

internet sex

into??

is art, art?

isn’t being awake enough?

- k -
khamsa (drawing)

- l -
LA VS NYC

(laughs in french)

lemon (drawing)

let’s not and say we didn’t

live in peace

"living an authentic life"

low battery

- m -
made of spare parts

maybe i'll do it (drawing)

- n -
natural beauty

nervous break through

not the same shirt as yesterday

noted with thanks

nude woman in repose (drawing)

- o -
omg bb brb

- p -
parking in rear

party of one

patience is not a virtue

pen15

phone keys wallet

pink pussy (chari-tee)

PlayPal

pray for me

priority female

- s -
said no one ever

save america with sage sticks

sex work is real work

shut up before I smack you

slave to the (algo)rhythm

smells like i don't care

smiley :) (drawing)

smoking makes me better

spicy barney

straight for pay

straight to voicemail

support queer art

- t -
ten years ago i was ugly

tester tee

that little girl was me

the(black)americans

thot leader

til death do i kill you

to have and to ghost

tropical leaf (drawing)

turn off your phone

- u -
unanswered call

unbalanced

unnamed.jpg

unsubscribe

- v -
vil ha dig

- w -
we can change the world

wet dreams

what the actual fuck?

what's the point?

who what when where why how??

“working from home”

why am i here?

who knows who cares

- y -
you fucking bitch

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